Office by Alex Penny
I'm Ben, 14 and such, if you don't understand my page thing here then it's working.
Okay, that’s pretty cool sis
my current relationship has lasted longer than kim kardashian’s marriage
![“I remember before the first show [at Wembley Stadium], I was so nervous, and I somehow got hot sauce in my eye backstage like right before we went on. I was just like, why now?!”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locewkuJmM1qzeitso1_500.gif)
“I remember before the first show [at Wembley Stadium], I was so nervous, and I somehow got hot sauce in my eye backstage like right before we went on. I was just like, why now?!”
(Source: snubub, via missthemisery)
Anonymous: whats your girlfriend like?
Well, stranger with horrid punctuation. I will be blunt. My girlfriend is beautiful. She has fabulous features that I can’t help but stare at from time to time. Her personality is inexplicably magnetic, you cannot not like talking to her without being a total jerk (truth). Her tastes are unmatched, she has great taste in young adult literature, her taste in music is amazing, and her taste in men is great. She puts up with me when I am being outright stupid. OH her laugh and smile kind of are INCREDIBLY ADORABLE. No matter what she says, don’t believe it if she says she loves me more. It’s impossible. I Do.
Anonymous: What even are you omg ew you're disgusting
I am what many people would call a human. Um, you’re a cluster of pale blue/grey pixels. I would love to meet you actually, we could discuss modern views on what it means to be human.
When the paper-back version of TFiOS comes out please let me know, I feel bad highlighting my hardbacked, signed one…
“waiting, as we all do, for the sword of Damocles…”
(Source: somethingintheway-)
When she kisses you on the cheek :)
(via musicshoutslife)
The White Stripes - Hotel Yorba
I been thinking
Of a little place down by the lake
They got a dirty little road leading up to the house
I wonder how long it will take till we’re alone
Sitting on the front porch of that home
Stomping our feet on the wooden boards
Never gotta worry about locking the door
But what do you got?
(via mbizi)
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Little Room - The White Stripes (via grotesquejak)Zipper points guys, just keep trying to earn them zipper points
Hablo espanol cuando yo tengo que hacer tarea.
was that right?
